C Em
And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin’ wrong
Am
You been puttin’ up wit’ my shit just way too long
F#
I’m so gifted at findin’ what I don’t like the most
C
So I think it’s time for us to have a toast
Let’s have a toast for the douchebags!
Em
Let’s have a toast for the assholes!
Let’s have a toast for the scumbags!
Am
Every one of them that I know
Let’s have a toast to the jerkoffs
F#
That’ll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
C
Run away fast as you can
She find pictures in my email
Em
I sent this girl a picture of my, hey!
I don’t know what it is with females
Am
But I’m not too good with that, hey!
See, I could have me a good girl
F#
And still be addicted to them hoodrats
And I just blame everything on you
C
At least you know that’s what I’m good at
See, I always find
And I always find
Em
Yeah, I always find somethin’ wrong
Am
You been puttin’ up with my shit just way too long
F#
I’m so gifted at findin’ what I don’t like the most
C
So I think it’s time for us to have a toast
Let’s have a toast for the douchebags!
Em
Let’s have a toast for the assholes!
Let’s have a toast for the scumbags!
Am
Every one of them that I know
Let’s have a toast to the jerkoffs
F#
That’ll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
C
Run away fast as you can
Em
Run away from me, baby Run away
Am
Run away from me, baby Run away
F#
Run away from me, baby Run away
Baby, I got a plan
C
Run away fast as you can
Em
Run away from me, baby Run away
Am
Run away from me, baby Run away
F#
Run away from me, baby Run away
Baby, I got a plan
C
Run away fast as you can