Intro: E C#m A E C#m A verse 1 E C#m A Went back home in the winter E C#m A Moved into my parent's house E C#m A Walked the hallways like a stranger E C#m A Still haven't figured anything out A B5 E 'Cause I still don't know what to do A B5 E C#m Last year, I swore I'd make a noose with the lights A B5 Hang out in the gutter Cdim C#m B5 Decorate my neck A With the colored bulbs B5 So that everyone would E Laugh at me C#m Laugh at me A Laugh at me E C#m A When you drive around the neighborhood in your SUV E C#m A Looking for a holiday display with your family E C#m A And there I'll be, in the yard, dangling Instrumental E C#m A E C#m A verse 2 E C#m A Happier spending December E C#m A Fulfilling obligations E C#m A Without the red pin in my calendar E C#m A The last call at the Greyhound station A B5 E 'Cause I can hurry off to you A B5 E The end of every grueling day A B5 E For the mundanity we suffer through A B5 E C#m I won't try to join the pile up on the freeway A B5 Crash my car into a ditch, oh darling Cdim C#m B5 A B5 I won't even think of it; anymore E 'Cause I loved you C#m I loved you A I loved you E More than I hate me C#m I hate me A I hate me