G C G If i had me a nickel for every time C D G I could count on you i wouldn't have a dime C G If I could turn your so-called love into cold hard cash C D G D/F# It would turn my life around real fast Em7 Cadd9 If I could take the heartaches, the letdowns of the past Cadd9 D Count em all up, and cash em all in make a quick stop at the bank Cadd9 Id be on a boat somewhere, out in the ocean G Fishin' for a cold beer and sun tan lotion and floatin' Cadd9 Livin' it up, soakin' it in instead of sittin' round here worried bout where ya been D Cadd9 If i could trade the lies you told for gold i swear... G Id be on a boat somewhere verse 2 G Cadd9 G Id be spendin' them new found dollar bills Cadd9 D G Finally catchin' a buzz that you can't kill Cadd9 G And it'd be hard to think about you on Key West time Cadd9 D G D/F# Between the water and the sand and the salt and the lime Em7 Cadd9 If these blues where greenbacks I'd be rakin' it in D Instead of sittin' round here just waitin' for my ship to come in Cadd9 Id be on a boat somewhere, out in the ocean G Fishin' for a cold beer and sun tan lotion and floatin' Cadd9 Livin' it up, soakin' it in instead of sittin' round here worried bout where ya been D Cadd9 If i could trade the lies you told for gold i swear... G Id be on a boat somewhere Cadd9 | D Cadd9 Id be on a boat somewhere, out in the ocean G Fishin' for a cold beer and sun tan lotion and floatin' Cadd9 Livin' it up, soakin' it in instead of sittin' round here worried bout where ya been D Cadd9 If i could trade the lies you told for gold i swear... D Cadd9 Baby me and you wouldn't stand a prayer G Cadd9 Cuz Id be on a boat somewhere G Cadd9 Yeah I'd be on a boat somewhere