verse 1
G Em C
I'm tired of hearing your voice on my answering machine
G Em C D
it seems like you've forgotten all the things you did to me
G Em C
Well you get drunk and lonely and start sayin I love you
Em G C D
Your the one who walked away so here's what you can do
Chorus
C G D Em
Put it in the sunday paper write on a billboard on the street
C G D/A
Sell it on a sixty second infomercial on tv
C G
Tell it to your dog when you walkin
D Em
Tell it to the clerk at the grocery store
C G D Em D
Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore
verse 2
G Em
Well you said that you needed space
C
So why do you keep crowding me
G Em
why you drivin by my house
C D
you know this ain't your street
G Em
Well I got the phone number
C
If you wanna place an ad or two
Em G
Well they got friendly operators
C D
who'd gladly assist you
Chorus
C G D Em
So put it in the sunday paper write on a billboard on the street
C G D/A
Sell it on a sixty second infomercial on tv
C G
Tell it to your dog when you walkin
D Em
Tell it to the clerk at the grocery store
C G D G
Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore
Bridge
Am
Well you go so much time on your hands
C
then give it to charity
Am Am
Go into therapy get yourself a hobby
Am Am
put in a melody, sing at the opry
D G
Just stop bugging me
C G
Put it in the sky in writin'
D G
or on a scoreboard at a football game
C G
write it with a sharpie on your forehead
D
then walk around for days
C G
Tell it to you nosey neighbor
D Em
and it mail it up to your front door
C G
Put it in the sunday paper
D
I don't wanna hear it anymore
Chorus
C G D G
So put it in the sunday paper write on a billboard on the street
C G D
Sell it on a sixty second infomercial on tv
C G
Tell it to your dog when you walkin
D Em
Tell it to the clerk at the grocery store
C G D Em
Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore
C G D Em Bm Em
Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore