Intro
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If you've ever wondered why
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Disney's tales all end in lies
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Here's what happened after all their
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dreams came true
Ariel
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I loved being princess down in
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this beautiful ocean blue
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But mermaids are going missing
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they end up in someone's stew
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So just try to put yourself into somebody else's gills
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You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (Oh, no)
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Thank you BP (thank you BP), thank you BP (thank you BP)
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The British are killing, oil is spilling
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Now I can't see... MY EYES!
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China men feast on Flounder's fins
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Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
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Oceans are browning,
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I think I'm drowning
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Thanks to BP
YOU SUCK!
Jasmine
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Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared
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My husband's a mark for the War on Terror
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Aladdin was taken by the CIA
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We're not Taliban
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You've got the wrong man
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In Guantanamo Bay
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Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa
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Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
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Bin Laden's taken the fall
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We're not trained pilots at all
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Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
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We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
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Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country
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Set free my Prince Ali
Belle
A whore! A whore!
A whore, a whore, a whore!
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This town's gone wild since I married Adam
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They think I'm going straight to hell (she'll burn bottom in hell)
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But the charges laid on me
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Of bestiality
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Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch)
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Oh, no, I'm overrun by mad men (we're all crazy)
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I hear they plan to burn me at, at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die)
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They legit believe I'm Satan
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And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away
Pocahontas
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After John Smith traveled back to England
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I helped my people cultivate the fields
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More English, French and Spaniards came to visit
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And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
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They forced us into unknown lands of exile
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They pillaged, raped and left us all for dead
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So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
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When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what!?)
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(Oh, no!) Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
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(We're dead!) Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
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Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? (sacrè bleu!)
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Can you paint with the red colors in these men? (adiós, amigos)
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I can murder if I please
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'Cause I'm dying of disease
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I can paint with the red colors in these men
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Ariel Thanks to BP
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Jasmine Where's Prince Ali?
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Belle Bestiality
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Pocahontas I've got STDs