words and music by the Sod brothers (P)(C)1995 Super Fly Camel Clutch Music/ Take me to your Fader Music/ Gotee Music/Bmi (Admin. by Gotee Music) From: Morley Corrected by Dennis Higgins (Verse 1) A A G G A A D D D (The duplicated letters mean how many times you need to strum it.) Outsretched neck You Flirt with your eyes Walking arrogantly along With ornamented disguise (Channel) G Gb F Therefore the Lord will bring sores (Chorus) G Bald women C You should have been humble G Bald women C You should have been smarter Am Bald women G You're bald because your bald (Verse 2) A A G G A A D D D (The duplicated letters mean how many times you need to strum it.) Instead of perfume There'll be stench Instead of sash, a rope Instead of well dressed hair, baldness (Channel) G Gb F Therefore the Lord will bring sores (Chorus) (Channel) G Gb F Therefore the Lord will bring sores Therefore the Lord will bring sores Therefore the Lord will bring sores (Chorus 2x)