SICK, SOBER AND SORRY Recorded by Johnny Bond Written by Tex Atchison and Eddie Hazelwood CHORUS (Well) Now, I'm G Sick, Sober and C Sorry D Broke, disgusted and G sad D G Sick, Sober and C Sorry But D look at the fun that I G had. I met with a gal in a C tavern D Oh, what a beautiful G dream D We had three or four, then C had several more And D that's when I went off my G beam. CHORUS The jukebox so loudly was playin' Each couple havin' a ball But of all of them gals, their sweethearts and pals I bet I'm the sickest of all. CHORUS Outside I was hailin' a taxi I got one this time without fail It sported a star, I never got far Was only three blocks to the jail. CHORUS