Intro
C F G C
HIS VERSE
CShe don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She Flooks down her nose at money
She Cgets it on like the Easter Bunny
GShe's my baby, I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her Cgo G C
HER VERSE
CHe ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He Fain't too sharp but he gets things done
CDrinks his beer like it's oxygen
GHe's my baby, And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him Cgo G C
COMBO Chorus
In spite of Fourselves
We'll end up a'sittin' on a Crainbow
Against all Godds
Honey, we're the big door Cprize G C
We're gonna Fspite our noses
Right off of our Cfaces
There won't be nothin' but big old Ghearts
Dancin' in our Ceyes. G C
HIS VERSE
CShe thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
She Flikes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
CSwears like a sailor when she shaves her legs
GShe takes a lickin' but she keeps on tickin'
I'm never gonna let her Cgo. G C
HER VERSE
CHe's got more balls than a big brass monkey
He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie
FHe's sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
CWhen payday comes, he's howlin' at the moon
GBut he's my baby. I don't mean maybe
Never gonna let him Cgo G C
In spite of Fourselves
We'll end up a'sittin' on a Crainbow
Against all Godds
Honey, we're the big door Cprize G C
We're gonna Fspite our noses
Right off of our Cfaces
There won't be nothin' but big old Ghearts
Dancin' in our Ceyes. G F C
Repeat Chorus
There won't be nothin' but big old Ghearts
Dancin' in our Ceyes. G F C