Intro: A verse 1 : A Welcome to cyberspace, I'm lost in the fog C Everything's digital I'm still analog G When something goes wrong, I don't have a clue A Some ten year old smart ass has to show me what to do A Sign on with high speed you don't have to wait C Sit there for days and vegetate G I access my email, read all my spam, A I'm an analog man D/E A/E The whole world's living in a digital dream E D It's not really there, it's all on the screen C/E G Makes me forget who I am E I'm an analog man D/E A/E Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world E D I'm gonna get me an analog girl C/E G Who loves me for what I am E I'm an analog man verse 2: A What's wrong with vinyl, I think it sounds great C LPs, 45s, 78s G But that's just the way I am A I'm an analog man A Turn on the tube, watch until dawn C One hundred channels, nothing is on G Endless commercials, A Endless commercials, endless commercials D/E A/E The whole world's glued to the cable TV E D It looks so real on the big LCD C/E G Murder and violence are rated PG E Too bad for the children, they are what they see Instrumental: