IF THE DEVIL DANCED IN EMPTY POCKETS C7 G Diablo motors had a hell of a sale, downtown yesterday, C7 A7 D Word got around, no money down, take years and years to pay. C7 G When I got there the lot was bare, but the salesman said hold on. C7 C#dim G E A7 D7 G For a little cash, I gotta two-tone Nash out behind the barn. G A7 If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine. D G6 G#dim D With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl Chorus line. G A7 I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime, C A G E7 A D7 G If the Devil Danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine. C7 G Well he said friend ya know it ain't the end let's see what I can do. C7 A7 D If you own a home, I've got a loan, tailor made for you. C7 G Then above the racket a voice in my jacket said, "I'll tote the note." C7 C#dim G E A7 D7 G The devil made me do it, talked me in to it, and that was all she wrote. G A7 If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine. D G6 G#dim D With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl Chorus line. G A7 I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime, C A G E7 A D7 G If the Devil Danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine. Em B7 Em They say debt is a bottomless pit where the devil likes to play. A7 D I'd sell my soul to get out of this hole, but there'd be hell to pay. G A7 If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine. D G6 G#dim D With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl Chorus line. G A7 I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime, C A G E7 A D7 G If the Devil Danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine.