Intro Eb Eb/D Bbm/F C7 Fm Fm/E Fm/Eb Bb7 Verse Eb Eb/D Bbm/F It's a god-awful small affair C7 Fm To the girl with the mousy hair Fm/E Fm/Eb But her mummy is yelling "No" Bb7 Eb And her daddy has told her to go Eb/D Bbm/F But her friend is nowhere to be seen C7 Fm Now she walks through her sunken dream Fm/E Fm/Eb To the seat with the clearest view Bb7 Gb And she's hooked to the silver screen Gb/F Ebm But the film is a saddening bore E B For she's lived it ten times or more Eb7 Abm She could spit in the eyes of fools B7 As they ask her to focus on Ab Db Sailors fighting in the dance hall Fm Dbm Eb Ebm Oh man! Look at those cavemen go Bbdim Dbm It's the freakiest show Ab Take a look at the Lawman Db Beating up the wrong guy Fm Dbm Eb Ebm Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know Bbdim Dbm He's in the best selling show Fm Fm/E Fm/Eb Bb7 Is there life on Mars? Bridge Eb C7 Fm Adim7 Gm Ab Abm verse 2 Eb Eb/D Bbm/F It's on America's tortured brow C7 Fm That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow Fm/E Fm/Eb Now the workers have struck for fame Bb7 Eb 'Cause Lennon's on sale again Eb/D Bbm/F See the mice in their million hordes C7 Fm From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads Fm/E Fm/Eb Rule Britannia is out of bounds Bb7 Gb To my mother, my dog, and clowns Gb/F Ebm But the film is a saddening bore E B 'Cause I wrote it ten times or more Eb7 Abm It's about to be writ again B7 As I ask you to focus on Ab Db Sailors fighting in the dance hall Fm Dbm Eb Ebm Oh man! Look at those cavemen go Bbdim Dbm It's the freakiest show Ab Take a look at the Lawman Db Beating up the wrong guy Fm Dbm Eb Ebm Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know Bbdim Dbm He's in the best selling show Fm Fm/E Fm/Eb Bb7 Is there life on Mars? Outro Eb C7/E Fm Dbdim Gm Ab Abm Eb