G Anyone caught speaking Esperanto D Is thought crazy or headed for jail There's peace in the wilds of West Texas C G Where the sun and the sky prevail Don't take notice of the rising waters Don't take notice where rivers run dry They'll be digging through the landfills To find evidence of our great demise C There's a changing pattern before us G And the past tells the story quite well D By the time we make it to Barstow C G We'll be more than halfway to hell Waves of adverts that promise revival Trinketware that batters the brain The Devil bought the key to Branson Drives a backhoe and wears a gold chain Now we're living in the ending time frame Bets in Reno are all the human race Woke up in another test market With a new headache filter in place Chorus: