Pretty sure this is how Jamey did it. Just listen to the song a few times to get your timing down but other than that pretty simple. verse 1: A D She was Six foot Three A D She could bench press me D A Had a voice like a young Charlie Pride A Well she walked up to you Said honey how do you do D E I know you ain't here with this guy A Dm D There's a bull dyke, hittin' on my girlfriend Am A E Now I was 'bout to get rowdy and mad F#m A G I just kept hearin' the words of my dad A E A Son don't ever hit a man on the rag verse 2: A She gave you a wink Bought you a drink D A Wrote her phone number down on your hand D She was well on her way A Just hit second base D E I'd 'bout damn had all I could stand A Dm D There's a bull dyke, hittin' on my girlfriend Am A E Now I was 'bout to get rowdy and mad F#m A G I just kept hearin' the words of my dad A E A Son don't ever hit a man on the rag verse 3: F#m She was flexin' her muscles E An flickin' her bean A E She was lonesome, onry and mean A Dm D There's a bull dyke, hittin' on my girlfriend Am A E Now I was 'bout to get rowdy and mad F#m A G I just kept hearin' the words of my dad Am G Dear old dad A E A Son don't ever hit a man on the rag