Intro: (A) (A)
(chorus)
I got my (A) brain in a jar in the closet in the dark
(N.C.) I don't ever use it any(D)way
Don't (E7) think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging
Is all I want to do these (A) days
They oughta make a plan, get a research grant
And study me around the (D) world
I (E7) know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar
Ever since I learned about (A) girls
(verse)
It was a (E7) stormy night in Georgia when I was (A) born
Daddy's (E7) greatest expectations in bodily (A) form
Teacher (D) said I had the brightest future she'd ever seen
But their (E7) hopes all ended the day I turned four(A)teen
Repeat Chorus
(verse)
Momma (E7) called the state hospital to send a doctor (A) down
She said (E7) doctor all he ever does is follow girls a(A)round
Well they (D) looked inside my head and what'cha think they saw
(E7) Doctor said there ain't nothing in here at (A) all
Repeat Chorus
I (E7) know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar
Ever since I learned about (A) girls