C F C
Well……….I drink beer and I smoke pot
F A#
and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot
F C
I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me
F A#
I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive
Dm C A#
I’m half in the bag by half past five
C
Why would I sleep at night
F C
When I’m living the dream
verse 1
F A#
I’m a beer pong champ and a flip cup king
F A#
Who’s no longer welcome at the dairy queen
F C
No shoes, no shirt, no more dipped cones for me
F A#
I share wine and wisdom over microwave dinners
Dm C A#
With the girl I date that I met on tinder
A# C
I can’t call it love but I can call her any time I want
F C
Cause I drink beer and I smoke pot
F A#
and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot
F C
I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me
F A#
I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive
Dm C A#
I’m half in the bag by half past five
C
Why would I sleep at night
F C
When I’m living the dream
verse 2
F A#
I throw parties on the weekend that are second to none
F A#
Brought to you in part by my college fund
F C
Keg stands, forty hands, neighbours call the cops again
F
I only smoke when I drink
A#
But I drink every day
Dm C A#
My only worry in the world is getting myself laid
A# C
It’s a damn near miracle I don’t already have a kid
C F C
Cause I drink beer and I smoke pot
F A#
and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot
F C
I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me
F A#
I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive
Dm C A#
I’m half in the bag by half past five
C
Why would I sleep at night
F
When I’m living the dream
C
Smoke em if you got em
F C
Well……….I drink beer and I smoke pot
F A#
and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot
F C
I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me...yes they do
F A#
I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive
Dm C A#
I’m half in the bag by half past five
C
Why would I sleep at night
F
When I’m living the dream
A# C F
Now why would I sleep at night when I’m living the dream