Intro: A D A D verse 1 A D A D Halloween's over and it's not yet Christmas A D A D There's a weird in-between in the middle and it sucks Bm E So pardon my frown Bm E D7 Dmaj7 But it's hard to be excited when the theme color's brown A Thanksgiving D F#m E Here it comes again, the vicious cycle A Thanksgiving D F#m E You're like Jackson 5 without the Michael Bm E Yeah, Macy's got a parade Bm D7 But it always ends with Santa on his sleigh A D A D Why bother? verse 2 A No Santa, no elves D A D No witches, ghouls, or goblins A D A D As holidays go, it doesn't even make the top 10 Bm E Christmas ham is so much better Bm E D7 Dmaj7 "I love turkey" said no one ever A Thanksgiving D F#m Here it comes again E For no good reason A Thanksgiving D F#m E You're in the way of my jolly Christmas season Bm E By five o'clock, we've stuffed our faces Bm D7 Then it's back to the daily races Interlude A D A D Daug Bridge Bm A So why do I sing this song so angrily? Bm A Thanksgiving's a chance to see your family Bm E Well, in case you don't remember A D We all do it again in December Bm E Planes and trains and cars and highways A D7 Dmaj7 And the very next day is Black Friday N.C. Thanksgiving N.C. E Damn your icy heart, you've got no soul A Thanksgiving D F#m E Let's take turns and say why we're thankful Bm E The only thing I'm thankful for is Bm D7 Don't have to sing another Outro A A A A You're Christmas lite