Intro: G C G C G Couldn't wake up this morning while I was ending a break C I was late so I try to hurry hurry G I was running in the street and I broke my heels C Oooooh D What a wonderful bad day C I've got to call a friend G Mister H, come and give me some happiness C D Mister H, come and show me some love G Mister H, come and give me some tenderness C D Mister H, come and give me a hug! G C G C G I couldn't make it till my office C So my boss was yelling on my phone I had to cry and cry and say I'm sorry G C Then I met my sexy neighbour with his stupid boyfriend D C I want to be a man so I could be so gay D C I could be his boyfriend or even just one day G Mister H, come and give me some happiness C D Mister H, come and show me some love G Mister H, come and give me some tenderness C D Mister H, come and give me a hug! G C G I saw my ex-man with his beautiful wife C And their perfect baby G Mister H, come and give me some happiness C D Mister H, come and show me some love G Mister H, come and give me some tenderness C D Mister H, come and give me a hug!