Whiskey, If You Were A Woman Highway 101 D G A He's told me a million times he's sorry D G A I always take him back, though soon I know D D7 G He'll spend the night with you and let me cryin' Em A You don't love him, but you won't let him go Chorus D G D G Oh whiskey, if you were a woman D G D A I'd fight you and I'd win, Lord knows I would D G D Bm Oh whiskey, if you were a woman G A D I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good G - D - A D G A No matter what you do, I'll do it better D G A You'll never be the woman I could be D D7 G But you don't have a heart or any feelings Em A So I can't even ask for sympathy (Repeat Chorus) G D G D G Oh whiskey, if you were a woman Em A D I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good.