verse 1
Blunt the knives, bend the forks! Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
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Chip the glasses and crack the plates! That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
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verse 2
Cut the cloth, tread on the fat! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
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Pour the milk on the pantry floor! Splash the wine on every door!
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verse 3
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowls! Pound them up with a thumping pole!
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When you're finished if they are whole; Send them down the hall to roll!
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Outro
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That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
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