Am Gather round, ye children C To hear the tale so sweet F Of a man who dared to race machines E E With nothing but his feet Am With hair of auburn beauty C A hero dressed in jeans F He's fighting for America E Marshall! E Am Versus the machines... Am Hah! Am Am Doom-ba-da-dee-dee-dee-dee-fleegeedoo-flim-flam-doo-da-deegedeedoo Am As Marshall ran with all his might C And passed his friend, Christine F He thought of all the times that he had E Beaten the machine: Am He triumphed over Pitfall C He vanquished the alarm F He brought the jukebox back to life E With his Fonzarelli arm E Marshall! E Am Versus the machines... Am Yah! Move along! Yah! Move along! Yah! Am Our hero's strength was fading fast C C Just as the light turnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....ed green F He then thought back to all the times E He'd lost to a machine: Am The cable box's fearsome bite C The stapler's mighty sting F The cable box's bite again E Getting too tired E To sing...