I was picked up and then dropped off in a B F#m culture counter-clockwise turned around C#m Dug a hole in Southern Carolina, E B F#m took me straight to China safe and sound A E B F#m Donated my map to the lost and found C#m While working for a common cause E B F#m I only got a kamikaze state of mind C#m This self defeating meeting of the minds E B F#m is eating what was once so hard to find A E B F#m But right then the clouds parted in the sky A E B The horizon took us all a little by surprise Cº C#m By surprise, watch the sky And as the howling winds subdsided, the locals ran out, all waving their hands and singing: E A Welcome to the island of the honest man E A Do what you want - there is no need to impress us E A Welcome to the island of the honest man E A We don't believe in what the big people tell us B Cº Wait here - stay here I was picked up and then dropped off in a B F#m culture counter-clockwise turned around C#m Rolled a pair of dice in Paris E B F#m that got me to paradise all safe and sound. A E B F#m Stole my temper back from the lost and found A No longer needed to be seated on a E B sinking ship just waiting there to drown Cº C#m There to drown - jump off now And as they lead us to their village, a thousand voices all started to sing out loud: E A Welcome to the island of the honest man E A Do what you want - there is no need to impress us E A Welcome to the island of the honest man E A We don't believe in what the big people tell us B Cº Wait here - stay here C#m E From the sunrise up above to the sunset below, they all sing C#m E Welcome in, welcome back, well come on let's go C#m E And all the people on the island they already know why they sing C#m E Welcome in, welcome back, well come on let's go C#m E From the sunrise up above to the sunset below, they all sing C#m E Welcome in, welcome back, well come on let's go C#m E And all the people on the island they all want to show why they sing, C#m why they sing, why they sing, why they're singing E A Welcome to the island of the honest man E A Do what you want - there is no need to impress us E A Welcome to the island of the honest man E A We don't believe in what the big people tell us E A Welcome to the island of the honest man E A This is the island of the honest man E A Welcome to the island of the honest man E A This is the island of the honest man B Cº Wait here - stay here