Tabbed By Larry Mofle [email protected] 12/4/2004 A D E I kissed Miss Mississippi A D E That's my claim to fame A D E Way down in Yazoo City A D A Everybody knows my name A D E She was standing 10 feet from me A D E Doing PR at the hardware store A D E She never saw the feedbag fallin' A D E A Till it laid her clean on the floor and you know. Chorus She lay still as a stone in a coma No one knew what to do or say But I gotta a cerified diploma CPR from the YMCA Chorus Solo There we were with our mouths locked together Her eyes opened up a little way She smiled and regained her senses Hauled back and slapped my face But you know. Chorus Chorus Everybody knows my name Everybody knows my name