G F C F C I didn't write this song in some Nashville office space G F C F C And even hate me for the mainstream, hey I ain't got a pretty face G B E D A But if you want to hear a song about just another poor man's son C F D Hand me some cheap guitar, hey, hell I can get it done G F E D I'm just a cliché country singer, muther fucking, scum bag hum dinger C B A D Flipping the world my middle finger, just like Johnny Cash G F#/D F E Though it's all cliché, what the hell else could I say' C F C G Other than, if you don't like me, you can kiss my ass Met her in the basement of a downtown Baptist church I was strung out bad, she was strung out worse It was a rough time in my life, oh, but a least I got this first Cause if you gonna sing it proud, you gotta live it first, baby that's the curse of a G F E D I'm just a cliché country singer, muther fucking, scum bag hum dinger C B A D Flipping the world my middle finger, just like Johnny Cash G F#/D F E Though it's all cliché, what the hell else could I say' C F C G Other than, if you don't like me, you can kiss my ass B D# E And as for Nashville, guess I don't need them C G C D I'll take the cash and keep my freedom A G F# E I'm just a cliché country singer, muther fucking, scum bag hum dinger D C# B E Flipping the world my middle finger, just like Johnny Cash A G# F F# Though it's all cliché, what the hell else could I say' D F G A Other than, if you don't like me, you can kiss my ass A F# B D if you don't like me, you can kiss my ass,