G Keeping your poop in a jar, D Til the day you come back Amin so I don't forget just what you are. C D G C D Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar. Verse C You thought you took everything, G D but you left something behind for me. C I scooped it out, I bottled it up, G D now its there on a stand by the bed C Emin to remind me case I ever forget. C D You're just a piece of poop. Chorus (violin break: with Chorus chords) (mandolin break: with Chorus chords) Let me testify Verse C I had a moment of weakness once G D so I opened the lid for a smell. C It all came back to me baby. G D One vaporous rush I remembered you well. C Emin How could I ever forget, C D Aw that you're a piece of... poop. G Keeping your poop in a jar, D Til the day you come back Amin so I don't forget just what you are. C D G Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar. C D Now, ho everybody sing. C D G Keeping your poop in a jar. C D Emin Keeping your poop in a jar, C D G Keeping your, a poop in a jar.