C G
You were smoking on a cigarette, talking about the deficit, putting all them wild boys down
C
A-like a drunken Mona Lisa or the Leanin' Tower of Pisa, you were hanging off the edge of town
C C7 F
I overheard Afghanistan is safer than a minivan, left me wonderin' what I should do
F C G C
Ah, you're like a four leaf clover, I just had to come on over, I've never seen a woman like you
C G
You was falling like the Alamo, drinking fast and talking slow, looking like it's time to go home
C
Were you hitting on the stripper cause you can't afford to tip her or just afraid of being alone
C C7 F
You was openly frustrated, you said Dylan's over rated while singing Tangled Up In Blue
F C G C
I don't know what I was thinking I could feel my heart a-sinking, I have never seen a fellow like you
Bridge 1:
G F C
Ain't that the way we do it's true we fall for the first one
G F C
How come it always ends up the worst one
C G
Well you're probably a Democrat, but what the hell is wrong with that, nothing if you're Taliban
C
I bet you slept with half the south, don't you ever shut your mouth, how much did you pay for that tan
C7
Shouldn't you be purging, you're probably still a virgin, I can't believe you're not on The View
F C G C
Have to have another round, it's looking like we're trouble bound, I have never seen another like you
Bridge 2:
G F C
Ain't that the way we do it's true you take the breath from me
G F C
It seems like you are bound to be the death of me
C G
Oh, well, a couple hours later, we were in the elevator, a-making out like Bonnie and Clyde
C
We were dizzy from the love we found, throwin' up and goin' down, lord it's been a hell of a ride
C C7 F
I'm having trouble breathing, well I probably should be leaving,you know I'm up in room 402
F C G C
Well I gotta hand it to you, there's a chance I'm gonna screw you, I have never seen another like you
F C G
I don't know if it's forever but I'm glad that we're together, I have never seen another like you