C G
Have you ever wondered what it would be like
F C
To be exposed to the vacuum of space
C G
The saliva boiling on your tongue
F C
And your eyes poppin' out of your face
1, 2
C G
And the air rushes out of your lungs
F C
And your alveoli start to rupture and bleed
C G
Well that's about ninety percent of how it felt
F C
When you did what you did to me
F C
So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement
F C
Or eat a dozen tires
F C
Or maybe only ever eat wet cat food
G
For the whole rest of my life
F G C
And no I don't think we'll get together again
F G C
And no I don't think we can still be friends
F G
'Cuz there's so many things I'd rather do
F G C
Than spend another day with you
C G
I'm getting this really strong vibe
F C
That you never gave a damn about me
C G
And that's why you think it's no big deal for
F C
You to come around and see me but
C G
That's not how I feel about you in fact
F C
I think I never wanna see you at all
C G
So maybe I'll inject gasoline in my eye
F C
And hold a lighter to my eyeball
F C
So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement
F C
Or eat a dozen tires
F C
Or put everything I love in a pile
G
And then set it all on fire
F G C
And no I don't think we'll get together again
F G C
And no I don't think we can still be friends
F G
'Cuz there's so many things I'd rather do
F G C
Than spend another day with you
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C G
Feed my hand to a guinea pig
F C
Put a lightbulb up in my ass
C G
Reenact that scene from Die Hard
F C
Where Bruce walks around on the glass
C G
Call up my mom and tell her she sucks
F C
Or drink a gallon of my own pee
C G
Pay a group of skinheads 25 bucks
F C
To really beat the shit outta me
F C
So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement
F C
Or eat a dozen tires
F C
Or maybe only ever eat wet cat food
G
For the whole rest of my life
F G C
And no I don't think we'll get together again
F G C
And no I don't think we can still be friends
F G
'Cuz there's so many things I'd rather do
F G
Than spend another day with
F G
Spend another minute with
F G C
Spend another second with you