Gm Bb Eb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
F Gm
Evil will rise
Gm Bb Eb
And of all the legendary warriors
F Gm
None will survive
Gm Bb Eb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
F Gm
Evil will rise
Gm Bb Eb
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
F Gm
Great sacrifice
verse 1
Bb Eb D
Magnificent vessel appears in the sky
Gm Bb D
The Hootsforce arrives into Cowdenbeath
D Eb Bb
Prepare for the warfare of ultimate destiny
F Gm Bb
Into the battle, the heroes make fight
Bb Eb Gm
Fast as Dundonian lightning they strike
Bb Eb Gm
The armies of evil will die on the field
Bb Gm
They'll die by our steel
Spoken Interlude
And the battlefield of Cowdenbeath fell silent, as the black gates of the fortress of Crail opened wide.
Atop a horde of undead eagles, the grim armies of the Deathknights of Crail rode out to meet the forces of
justice. And at the vanguard of this terrible host stood the Grandmaster himself, Dreadlord Proletius!
verse 2
Bb Eb D
From the black gate evil deathknights attack
Gm Bb D
Proletius is leading the chaos charge
D Eb Bb
Slaughtering peasants with deadly impunity
Bb Gm Eb
Ralathor fires his final defence
Eb Gm
Missiles of nuclear justice
Bb Gm Eb
The deathknights are suddenly vaporized
Eb Gm
Proletius dies
Eb Gm
For the King of Space
Bb F
We will fight to end disgrace
Gm Eb
In our once proud land
Bb Eb
We will make our stand
Eb Gm
When the dark lord comes
Bb F
We will shoot our laser guns
Gm Eb Gm
For the glory of mighty Dundee
Spoken Interlude
Mwah-hahaha! Such a pathetic display of valor! You are naught but insignificant worms before the infinite
power of Zargothrax! Now, the solar conjunction is at hand. My ascension to godhood is inevitable and there
is nothing you can do to stop me! Worship my omnipotence!
Refrain
Bb
From the Heavens
Cm
Comes a hero
D
Mighty Hootsman
Bb
Vanitati
Cm
Latinae
D
Canentis
D Gm
Hootus Dei
Bridge
Gm Bb
With a flash of thunder
Bb Gm
A god falls from the sky
Gm Bb
With holy armor made from wolf
Bb Gm
The Hootsman has arrived
Gm Bb
Side by side with Angus
Bb Gm
The warriors make fight
Gm Bb
Hootsman fires a laser blast
Bb Gm
Shoots goblins out of sight
Refrain
Bb
From the Heavens
Cm
Comes a hero
D
Mighty Hootsman
Bb
Vanitati
Cm
Latinae
D
Canentis
D Gm
Hootus Dei
Gm Bb Eb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
F Gm
Evil will rise
Gm Bb Eb
And of all the legendary warriors
F Gm
None will survive
Gm Bb Eb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
F Gm
Evil will rise
Gm Bb Eb
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
F Gm
The Hootsman has arrived
Spoken Interlude
Alright Zargothrax, your evil reign of terror ends today! My name is the Hootsman, and I am the one and only
true god of this universe! It is time for you to taste the power of Hoots!
verse 3
E Bm
With the force of the hammer
Bm
And the power of Hoots
A
The forces of justice attack
Bm
Bringing destruction to Zargothrax
C
The wizard defeated
F G
Dissolves into dust
C
The Kingdom of Fife has been saved
D C#
The legendary Angus McFife has triumphed this day
Spoken Interlude
And lo, Zargothrax was finally defeated. But in the epic final struggle with the dark sorcerer, the valiant
hero Angus McFife realised he had been impaled by the Knife of Evil. As he watched the lifeless corpse of
Zargothrax dissolve into liquid dust, Angus knew that soon he himself would be corrupted by the dark power
of that cursed blade. And so he resolved that he must make the final sacrifice for the Glory of Dundee.
He would end his own life by descending into the raging volcanic fires of Schiehallion!
verse 4
D
Goodbye
E F
My time has come to die
Gm F
This is the end
F A
I must say farewell
F Dm
Descend into hell
Gm Bb Eb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
F Gm
Evil will rise
Gm Bb Eb
And of all the legendary warriors
F Gm
None will survive
Gm Bb Eb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
F Gm
Evil will rise
Gm Bb Eb
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
F Gm
The Prince of Fife must die
Gm Bb Eb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
F Gm
Evil will rise
Gm Bb Eb
And of all the legendary warriors
F Gm
None will survive
Gm Bb Eb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
F Gm
Evil will rise
Gm Bb Eb
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
F Gm
The Prince of Fife must die
Gm F
To save the galaxy
Eb F
It is your mighty destiny
G D
Brave Angus McFife
Outro
Initiating interdimensional subspace replay. Target year 1022. Begin transmission
*In Morse Code*
Activate Zargothrax Clone Alpha 1
*Morse Code Ends*
Transmission complete