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Now I know I'm not handsome, no good looks or wealth
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But the girls I chase say my plain face will compromise their health .
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Now I know fellows worse than me bow-legged and boss-eyed
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Walking out with lovely women clinging to their side.
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Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?
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Look at Empress Josephine, the most attractive women that ever was seen,
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Yet Napoleon short and fat, captivates a lovely looking dame like that
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Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey
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Why dont women like me?
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Last night I went out walking, my intentions were to click
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But the sights I saw whilst walking out, they nearly made me sick.
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I must admit I saw some girls, attractive little dears
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Arm in arm with ugly men with cauliflower ears.
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Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?
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What can the attraction be, thats the thing that always starts to worry me.
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Al-though I havent got a bean, Ive got a lot of things that girls have never seen.
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Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey
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Why dont women like me?
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Now I went for my holidays, down to the gay sea-side
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I saw a lot of things there being hidden by the tide
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The way the women jumped around the men there in the sea
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Made me think that there is still a good chance left for me
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Coz if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?
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Of all the shapes and sizes there, Ive got a chance of clicking yes I do declare
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Though I don't want to be a nark, I saw a lot of things below the water-mark
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Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey
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Why dont women like me?
INSERT CRAZY SOLO HERE
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Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?
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Take Lord Nelson with one limb, Lady William Hamilton she fell for him .
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With one eye and one arm gone west,she ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest.
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Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me? Hey Hey!
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Why dont women like me?