Intro Am G Am G Em Am D G Chorus Am G I have a friend named Rosa Am G She lives in the Barossa Am G Em She spends all her time drinking Beaujolais wine Am D G And sometimes forgets where her clothes are Verse 1 Am G Mon amore, mon ami, Mona Lisa Am G I tried so hard to please her Am G Em In the halls of the Louver where they eat hors-d?oeuvres Am D G While me and my gal just eat pizza Am G I have a friend named Rosa Am G She lives in the Barossa Am G Em She spends all her time drinking Beaujolais wine Am D G And sometimes forgets where her clothes are Verse 2 Am G And the Frenchman Jean-Paul Kuma Sartre Am G Had a lover he?d met in Sumatra Am G Em And they?d done it all just like Zsa Zsa Gabor Am D G And swing it like Nancy Sinatra Chorus Am G I have a friend named Rosa Am G She lives in the Barossa Am G Em She spends all her time drinking Beaujolais wine Am D G And sometimes forgets where her clothes are Instrumental over verse chords Verse 3 Am G The burial wasn?t too Christian Am G At the death of the musician?s musician Am G Em The band at the wake played silence for his sake Am D G Cause he just wanted people to listen Chorus Chorus Am G I have a friend named Rosa Am G She lives in the Barossa Am G Em She spends all her time drinking Beaujolais wine Am G And sometimes forgets where her? Am G She often regrets where her? Am G She?s trying to forget where her clothes are Am G And she thinks about meeting Sid Ozar Am And often forgets where her trouser Am G And she thinks about flying to China Am G And she couldn?t be feeling any finer Am G Be be be?.