verse 1
Eb Ab C Ab
If I could live to be several hundred
Eb Ab C
I could take a walk and really wander
Ab Bb
Really wander
Eb Bb Ab F
All my ghosts on every sea in every land
C Ab
Who needs that now? (3x)
verse 2
Eb Ab C Ab
Have you heard about the heavenly angels (oh ohh oh)
Eb Ab C
How they came to earth and met some ladies
Ab Bb
With whom they mated?
Eb Bb Ab F
And their young became giants every one
C Ab Eb F
Who needs that now? (3x)
bridge
Eb
I was driving across the valley floor
Bb
Going past a scene of gore
Ab
Something that had ended here
Eb Bb
Then I stopped in at a porno store
Eb
And I found among the pictures there
Bb
A vision that was very fair
Ab
Just a moment from yesteryear
Eb Bb
All I could do was stare
solo
(same rhythm and chords as the verse and Chorus)
verse 3
Eb Ab C Ab
I had a date for the eleventh hour (oh ohh oh)
Eb Ab C
And we took a tour of The Seven Horrors
Ab Bb
Plus just one more
Eb Bb Ab F
Hank the Eighth was a duplicated man
C Ab
Who needs that now? (3x)
Eb
The C in this song could be played C minor at times. I heard a live version
where it sounded as if Frank was alternating between C major and C minor.