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'Twas on a Monday morning, the Gas - man came to call,
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The gas tap wouldn't turn, I wasn't getting gas at all,
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He tore out all the skirting boards, to try and find the main,
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And I had to call a carpenter to put them back a - gain,
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Oh..., it all makes work for the working man to do!
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'Twas on a Tuesday morning, the Carpen - ter came 'round,
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He hammered, and he chiselled, and he said," Look what I've found!
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Your joists are full of dry - rot, but I'll put it all to rights!"
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Then he nailed right through a cable, ...and out went all the lights,
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Oh..., it all makes work for the working man to do!
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'Twas on a Wednesday morning, the Elec - trician came,
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He called me Mr. Sanderson, which isn't quite my name,
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He couldn't reach the fusebox without standing on the bin,
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And his foot went through a window, so I called a Glazier in,
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Oh..., it all makes work for the working man to do!
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'Twas on a Thursday morning, the Glazier came a - long,
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With his blow torch, and his putty, and his merry...Glaz - iers...song,
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He put another pane in, it took no time at all,
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But I had to get a painter in to come and paint the wall,
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Oh..., it all makes work for the working man to do!
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'Twas on a Friday morning, the Painter made a start,
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With undercoats, and over coats, he painted every part,
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Every nook, and very cranny, but I found when he was gone...
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...He'd painted over the gas-tap, and I couldn't turn it on,
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Oh..., it all makes work for the working man to do!
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On Saturday, and Sunday, they do no work at all...
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So, 'twas on a Monday morning that the gas-man came to call!