Intro: (D) (D) (D) (D) (A) Blue Monday morning at the (D) factory gate (A) Almost time to clock (D) in The (A) boys were bettin' that (D) Joe wouldn't show (G) They'd seen him over the (A) weekend He had (D) four new tires on his old Cadillac (G) Betty the waitress and some clothes in the back And a dashboard full of roadmaps of (D) Mexico Yeah, (A) Joe knows how to (D) live He said (Bm) women were made to (F#m) love (G) Money is made to sp(D)end (A/C#) (Bm) Life is something (F#m) buddy you will (G) never live a(B)gain Yeah I've (Em) got to admit it (A) Joe knows how to (D) live (D) (D) By (A) now they'll be down at the (D) ocean He and (A) Betty stretched out some(D)where The only (A) blue in his eye is the (D) blue moonlight (G) Bouncin' off Betty's blonde (A) hair Oh, (D) I can just see them rolling 'round on the sand (G) I never thought I was a jealous man But when I think what he's doin' and (D) what I'm not (A) Lord, I'm jealous a (D) lot He said (Bm) women were made to (F#m) love (G) Money is made to sp(D)end (A/C#) (Bm) Life is something (F#m) buddy you will (G) never live ag(B)ain Yeah you've (Em) got to admit it (A) Joe knows how to (D) live Now (A) Betty's back home with her (D) mother Joe's back (A) on the assembly (D) line But he (A) brings in his pictures and his (D) mexican hat (G) Just to remind us some(A)times That (Bm) women were made to (F#m) love (G) Money is made to sp(D)end (A/C#) (Bm) Life is something (F#m) buddy you will (G) never live ag(B)ain Yeah I've (Em) got to admit it But, (A) Joe knows how to (D) live Yeah I (Em) hate to admit it But, (A) Joe knows how to (D) live Fade out...