Verse A F Jay he was an alien, just one of the boys C G He had a rock and roll band A F He smoked dope daily and soon he believed, C G he was a miracle man Verse A F One day stoned and holy he was crossing the street C G But he didn’t see the cars A F With the dent in his head from the hospital bed C G he said “I’m Jesus from Mars” D A F And all the little children say, C G “Jesus Never Lived on Mars” G A F You’re just a messed up maggot with a dent in your head C D A And Jesus never played guitar Verse A F Dress and restless it was time for the show, but C G The band sensed that something was wrong A F Jay’s new ballads that the band didn’t know C G Made a crucifix and lit us a wrong Verse A F Jay started singing and the crowd stood and stared C G And the beer bottles started to crash A F and they broke Jay’s fingers, tore out his hair C G And threw him in the alley like trash D A F And all the little children say, C G “Jesus Never Lived on Mars” G A F You’re just a messed up maggot with a dent in your head C D A And Jesus never played guitar Interlude D C D Jesus loves the little boys, Jesus loves the little girls D C D Jesus loves the little boys, Jesus loves the little girls D C D A Jesus loves the little boys and Jesus never played guitar E B G And all the little children say, D A “Jesus Never Lived on Mars” B G You’re just a messed up maggot with a dent in your head D E B And Jesus never played guitar Verse B G Jay he was an alien, just one of the boys D A He had a rock and roll band B G He smoked dope daily and soon he believed, D A he was a miracle man E B G And all the little children say, D A “Jesus Never Lived on Mars” B G You’re just a messed up maggot with a dent in your head D E B And Jesus never played guitar