C D7 I hate a moral coward one who lacks a manly spark G C G I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark C D7 I always spend my evenings where theres women wine and song G G7 And like a man i always bring my little wife along C I’m a member of the midnight crew G I’m a night owl and a wise bird too G7 C - A7 Home with the milk in the morning G G7 Singing the same old song C E7 Rise with the moon go to bed with the sun Am E7 Early to bed and you miss all the fun F C F C Bring your wife and troubles it will never trouble you C D7 F - G - C Make her a member of the midnight crew C D The fun it doesn't stop 'til 1 on happy old broadway G C G So what's the use of going home until the break of day C D Now something confidential whisper not above a breath G G7 I once went home at am and scared my wife to death C I’m a member of the midnight crew G I’m a night owl and a wise bird too G7 C - A7 Home with the milk in the morning G G7 Singing the same old song C E7 Rise with the moon go to bed with the sun Am E7 Early to bed and you miss all the fun F C F C Bring your wife and troubles it will never trouble you C D7 F - G - C Make her a member of the midnight crew C D I never shall forget the night i made six rapper's run G C G Although i didn't have a knife a blackjack or a gun C D I proved myself a hero of a very high degree G G7 I ran for home and six of them were running after me C I’m a member of the midnight crew G I’m a night owl and a wise bird too G7 C - A7 Home with the milk in the morning G G7 Singing the same old song C E7 Rise with the moon go to bed with the sun Am E7 Early to bed and you miss all the fun F C F C Bring your wife and troubles it will never trouble you C D7 F - G - C Make her a member of the midnight crew