Intro: E C#m E C#m A G#m C#m A G#m E C#m In a steamed, wet window of a public house, A G#m C#m C#m I’m using it like a mirror and eyeing myself up. E A G#m F#m And somewhere in the corner B He’s telling her a joke E A G#m F#m And I had to stick the boot in B C#m Because that’s not how it goes. E C#m E C#m A G#m C#m She’s drinking down his laughter And she don’t half love a drink. For someone I never gave half a thought to He don’t have make me think. And somewhere in the corner He’s telling her a joke And I had to stick the boot in Because that’s not how it goes. Interlude and Bridge: C#m B A E You've got it wrong, You've got it wrong, Don't make me tell you girl. She’s crying when I tell her He won’t bother us no more And it’ll give us time to wonder If he’s ever lied before. And somewhere in the corner I’m telling her a joke And she was crying laughing Because that’s exactly how it goes. Ends on C#m