C Fm
bring two prix fixe dinners up
I’ll unwrap the plastic cups
Am F
it’s just us my love
Am Fm
it’s just us my love
C Fm
I will make the room up nice
put your insides all on ice
Am F
it was real true love
Am Fm
it was real true love
Fm
close all the windows
F#dim
put signs on the handles
Am F
and strip down to my dun-dun-duns
Am F
you have gone so far
Am Fm
you have gone so far
Fm
and tonight
F#dim C
its just me and the minibar (just up to diminished)
C Fm
candles from the walmart that
every city has to have
Am F
that I bought last night
Am Fm
that I bought last night
C Fm
I was so excited to
do such normal things with you
Am F
when you left last night
Am Fm
with your toothbrush dry
Bb F
no such details will spoil my plans
that is the kind of girl I am
C Fm
can you hear room 318...?
man they’re really happening...
Am F
they’re a wild bunch
Am Fm
they’re a wild bunch
Fm
but if they just knew
F#dim
what my night was coming too
Am F
god would they vomit and run
Am F
you have gone so far
Am Fm
you have gone too far
F
So tonight
Fm
it’s just me and the minibar
F#dim
nobody else
Am F
and I sing at the top of my lungs
Am F
happy birthday us
Am Fm
happy birthday us