Intro: Am C G Am
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On the Hogwarts Express with Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy
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Chillin' out, maxin', compartment 3-B
Am C
Well it was to much to expect privacy
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'Specially with a reject like our friend Harry
G Am
that's when I started talking about Voldemort
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As I was explaining my sweet new positch'
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Thought I saw a shoe or a small piece of fish
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No it was a shoe that my two eyes did see
G Am
Under a cloak of invisibility
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Just then a thought started creeping up on me
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And I knew exactly what I'd do
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Make you wish you acted more quickly
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And that I'd never seen your shoe
D G
I'm going to kick you in the face
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I might do it twenty-seven times just in case
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I know nothing could ever replace
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The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face
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After they left I went through with my plan
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And tied a tight knot around each of your hands
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Made you listen to Stryper and "Enter Sandman"
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Made you hear "Rio" by Duran Duran
G Am
You didn't like it, what is wrong with you?
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That made me angry, I was so upset
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I kicked you hard that your pants you did wet
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You looked like somebody took a small baby
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Stuck it in a blender and turned on puree
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I just kicked you in the face
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Hey, Harry Potter, how does your blood taste?
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I know nothing could ever replace
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The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face
G C
I just kicked you in the face
G C
Hey, Mr. Potter, how does your blood taste?
G C
I know nothing could ever replace
F G C
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face
F G C
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face