INTRO 1
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Look'a here
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Better hurry up and check it out
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Look'a here, look'a here
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verse 1
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Your steak
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Ain't no hipper than my porkchop
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Your Cadillac
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Ain't no hipper than my bus stop
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Your champagne
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Ain't no hipper than my soda pop
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Look'a here, I'm ready to take care of business
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Have no fear, I'm already here
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I'll tell you now
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(I'm qualified)
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You know that I'm qualified
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(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
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verse 2
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Your top hat
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Ain't no badder than my stingy brim
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And your sharkskin
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Ain't no badder than my Levis, Jim
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The money you got
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It ain't no better than a'how your spending, Ben
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All I've got is a little bit of common sense
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I believe in my heart, the best teacher is experience
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I'll tell you now
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(I'm qualified)
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You know that I'm qualified
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(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
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BRIDGE 1
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E C A E
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You may find me
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In a project slum
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Be hanging out
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With all the skid row bums
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I may be sick
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And I may seem dumb
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That don't mean you know where
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I'm coming from
INTRO 2
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Look out here
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Just make a little room
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verse 3
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Your social life
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Ain't no better than my hot dog stand
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Your edu-ma-cation
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Ain't no hipper than what you understand
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Your woman that you got
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She ain't no hipper than a hard loving band
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I got the power to control
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I can see clean through your blindfold
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I'll tell you now
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(I'm qualified)
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You know that I'm qualified
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(Don't ya know that I'm qualified)
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BRIDGE 2
E D A E
E C A E
E D A E
E C A E
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Look at me,
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I'm filling up in class
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And you better watch out
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I'm filling up fast
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Can't hang a jacket on me
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I've been hanging out in the projects
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Hangin' out with all these rednecks
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These rubbernecks and rejects
INTRO 3
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