A Flowers and wine is what I D thought I would A find
When I came home from workin' to-{E} night
Well, A now here I stand, over D this fryin' A pan
And you want a E cold one a-{A} gain.
CHORUS
I bought these D new heels, did my nails
And had my A hair done just right
I thought that this D new dress
Was a sure-bet for E romance to-{E7} night
But it's A perfectly clear, between the D TeeVee and A beer
I won't get so much as a E kiss
As I A head for the door, I turn D around to be A (shore)
Did I shave my E legs for A this.
Now, when we first met, you promised we'd get
A house on a hill with a pool
Well, this trailer stays wet, and we're swimmin' in debt
Now you want me to go back to school.
CHORUS
As I A head for the door, I turn D around to be A (shore)
Did I shave my E legs for D this -is {A}.