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Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady
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Why don't you just let me in.
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I know you're scared of disease
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But let's pretend it's the eighties
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I wanna go skin to skin.
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Haven't you heard about a thing called love?
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Goes usually free to guys like me
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From girls like you.
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Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady
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I'm not gonna wear one of those.
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See I've got poor circulation
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And now i'm thinking that maybe
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It'll cut off the blood from my toes.
Besides it's like
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thinking an umbrella could stop a tsunami
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Or forgetting to unwrap a peperami
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You wouldn't do it girl
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So why'd you do it to me?
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Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady
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Why do you think you know best? (Why?)
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I just want your loving girl
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I don't want your baby
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So I promise to aim for your chest
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I understand that you've got issues
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But it's okay baby, I got tissues
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And if that's not enough to set your world on fire
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I also got an african choir.
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