C G It was all that I could do C to keep from cryin' F C sometimes it seems so useless to remain F C But you don't have to call me darlin', darlin' C G C You never even call me by my name. C G C You don't have to call me Waylon Jennings C G C And you don't have to call me Charlie Pride. F C Am And you don't have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore. D G Even though your on my fightin' side. F C And I'll hang around as long as you will let me C G C And I never minded standin' in the rain. F C But you don't have to call me darlin', darlin' C G C You never even call me by my name I've heard my name a few times in your phone book I've seen it on signs where I've played But the only time I know, I'll hear David Allan Coe Is when Jesus has his final judgement day Chorus: Entered by lmofle 10/9/2005: C G Well a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song and he told me it was the perfect country and western song. I wrote him back a letter and I told him C it was not the perfect country and western song because he hadn't said anything G C G at all about momma...or trains...or trucks...or prison...or gettin' drunk. C Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me and after reading it I realized that my friend had written the perfect country and western song. And I felt obliged to include it on this album...last verse goes like this here Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison. And I went to pick her up in the rain. But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck She got runned over by a damned old train. Chorus: So I'll hang around as long as you will let me And I never minded standin' in the rain. No, You don't have to call me darlin', darlin' C G C F You never even call me, Well, I wonder why you don't call me C G F C Why don't you ever call me by my name.