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Well my phone gave a tingle ?bout a half past four, I was lying kinda naked on the bathroom floor
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A girl?s voice breathing deep says I?ve been watching you, from my 5th floor kitchen window got an unobstructed view
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She says, you know Dave, ain?t you a trifle indiscreet, what?s your explanation, I says, Australian Heat
D C G {hold}
And it?ll penetrate your body, from your nose down to your feet, there?s just no escaping this Australian Heat
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I?m cruising up Nepean Highway about three a.m., well the bee became a duddeck and the duddeck became phlegm
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Cruising in the cool breeze looking for a place to spit, tried to squeeze it out my window, but I knew it wouldn?t fit
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This car pulls up beside, police whatcha doing on the street, well I?m trying to get away from this confounded heat
D C G {hold}
And it?ll penetrate your body, from your nose down to your feet, there?s just no escaping this Australian Heat
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My wiper drags a moth with a suicidal thud, and Mortein kinda smashed that mozzie pipeline to my blood
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I try to read a Playboy but my eyes are just too sore, I keep a-thinking ?bout that penthouse on the 5th floor
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I get up in the middle of the night, maybe I get a bite to eat, I can?t help always thinking ?bout, rubbing up my meat
D C G {hold}
And it?ll penetrate your body from your nose down to your feet, there?s just no escaping this Australian Heat
Tabbed by Danny Lloyd