(First verse = freely) G Em Bm Spend Christmas Day with me G Em Bm Of all the places in the world you choose to be C G If you're here early we'll go out and find a tree Am D I'm sharpening the axe G F C We'll drag it home behind us for to cover up our tracks (Less free) G Em Bm Spend Christmas Day with me G Em Bm What else would you do, there couldn't possibly C G Be anything worth watching on TV Am D You know there never is G Just children's choirs F And candle fires C And other Yuletide fizz (Interlude - Verse Chords) G Em Bm I've never seen snow G Em Bm This side of Celsius is all I'll ever know C G We're just happy for the slightest breeze to blow Am D And wind up teeth a-chatter G F C D Everyone's drunk by 12 O'Clock, by then it doesn't matter Em Complete my confusion G In the Shopping Centre Am C I'll meet you at the Santa C And we'll run D And point our Ray-Guns at the Pagans (Verse Chords) G Em Bm Spend Christmas Day with me G Em Bm Now that you're far from home and living family C G Maybe it's just as you imagined it to be Am D You ever needed proof G F C These paper walls could never hold the reindeer on the roof G Em Bm C Spend Christmas Day with me G Em Bm C Spend Christmas Day with me G Em Bm C Spend Christmas Day with me