Intro: E
B
I've been known to drink a beer or two.
E
And I can handle whiskey ninety proof.
A
I'm just fine with a glass of wine, champagne to cabernet.
B
But I crossed the line when I crossed the border and hang out with those aid
E A
'Cause with one tequila, it's bring on the salt and lime.
B E
With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine.
E A
But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more.
D A B E
Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
E
B
I might end up in a Tijuana jail.
E
Or a Vegas chapel lifting up a veil
A
Cannonball into a neighbourâ??s pool without a stitch of clothes.
B
But by the end of the night I'll be tongue tied tryin' to offer up some español
E A
'Cause with one tequila, it's bring on the salt and lime.
B E
With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine.
E A
But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more.
D A B E
Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
A A E B
C#m A E
I'll be glad to pour for all you senoritas.
C#m A B
I'd rather taste salty kiss than have a sip of your margarita.
E A
'Cause with one tequila, it's bring on the salt and lime.
B E
With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine.
E A
But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more.
D A B E
Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
D A B E
It's four tequila, five tequila, six tequila, door.
E
Somebody take me home.
Dude you know I can't drink tequila, call me a cab.