Eb
a man who'd wish you'd be careful
Bb
met the man who just didn't care
they went to the house
of the man or a mouse
Eb
and met the mailman there
a man with a plan
a man on a mission
Ab
a man who could do no wrong
Eb
they all stood around in the kitchen
Bb Eb
and sang the following song
Bb Eb
i drink beer to improve my mind
Bb Eb
end the the war
Bb Eb
help mankind
Ab Bb
through these dark and trying times
Eb Bb Eb
hey batter batter batter hey batter hey
Bb Eb
swing batter swing
Bb Eb
hey, swing away
Ab Bb
swing for the fence
Eb
live for today
Bb Eb
put your life in Jesus hands
Bb Eb Bb Eb
shut your eyes just as tight as you can
Ab Bb
and swing like a man like a man like a man
Eb Bb Eb
i drink beer to boost retail sales
Bb Eb
save those dolphins
Bb Eb
save those whales
A Bb
i drink beer for the revolution
Eb Bb Eb
hey batter batter batter hey batter hey
Bb Eb
swing batter swing
Bb Eb
hey, swing away
Ab Bb
swing for the fence
Eb
live for today
Bb Eb
put your life in Jesus hands
Bb Eb Bb Eb
shut your eyes just as tight as you can
Ab Bb
and swing like a man like a man like a man
cuz
Eb Bb
we are men
Eb Ab
men we shall we remain
Eb Bb
we shall remain men
Eb Fm
until we go home
Eb Bb
we are men
Eb Ab
men we shall we remain
Eb Bb
we shall remain men
Eb
until we go home