A
Oh, I lie when I drink
E
and I drink a lot
D E
Don't believe me when I've had a few
A
Oh, I lie when I drink
E
and I drink a lot
D E A
I only drink when I'm missing you
E
I walk in
A
The bartender rolls his eyes
E A
At the same time, the waitress, she just smiles
A
He's heard the truth about you
E
She's heard it too, but slightly skewed
D E A
I ain't lying, I broke your heart in two
Oh, I lie when I drink...
At closing time, I'm the last one out the door
I tip that waitress, That bartender, I ignore
I yell I'm never coming back
That always makes 'em laugh
They know me, I never keep my word
Oh, I lie when I drink...