D
The smell of water, kids screaming with joy
G A
I've hated crap like that since I was a boy
D
While everyone was laughing and having so much fun
G A
I would mutter "This sucks" till the day was done
G
I detested most stuff and I still do
A D
You see, I hate everything but you
A
I hate the feeling of the sun when it hits my skin
G D
I don't like bands with a guy on mandolin
A
I hate when people post their pictures with the hashtag "mood"
G D
I hate when people call blueberries a superfood
Bm
I hate when someone says, "Oooh, it's magic hour!"
G
Or when people actually stop and smell a flower
A
I hate white women who call their engagement rings "bling"
Oh yes, I hate everything
D
But you
More examples!
A
I hate guys who read magazines devoted to golf
G D
Hate Frisbee golf, and when people call Frisbee golf "frolf"
A
I hate when people ask me if I'd ever get a tattoo
G D
Hate combination conditioner and shampoo
Bm
I hate doing The Wave at a baseball game
G
I hate couples with a cutesy couple name
A
I hate when someone says a joke and someone else says, "Zing!"
Oh yes, I hate everything
D
But you
G A
'Cause when I look into your eyes and I see you smile
Bm D
When you laugh at yourself and we talk for a while
G
Just for a moment I forget
A
How much I hate it when people say, "Gotta jet!"
Even more examples!
G
I hate it when people say they're going "off the grid"
D
Or when someone calls their baseball cap their "lid"
G
I hate models who just happen to date quarterbacks
D
I hate grown men who always quote Caddyshack
G D
I hate the phrase "Love conquers all," and I hate that it's true
Bm D
'Cause I want to not hate things when I'm with you
G D
You love so many things and you have so much fun
A
It makes me wish my hating days were done
G A D
And there's one thing I want you to know:
G* A* D*
I'll always hate guys who name their cars