FTarCzan Fwasn't a Cladies man
FHe'd just Ccome along and Fswoop 'em up unCder his Amarm like Gthat
AmQuick as a Gcat in the Dmjungle (G)
But FClark CKent, now Fthere was a Creal gent
FHe would Cnot be caught Fsittin' aroCund in no AmjungleGscape
AmDumb as an Gape doing Dmnothing (G)
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FSuperman never Gmade any money Csaving the world from FSolomon Grundy
And Csometimes I Fdespair the Cworld will never Fsee another Gman like him
FHey CBob, FSupe had a Cstraight job
FEven Fthough he could have Fsmashed through any Cbank in the AmUnited GStates
AmHe had the Gstrength but he Dmwould not (G)
FFolks Csaid his Ffamily were Call dead
FTheir planet Ccrumbled but FSuperman he Cforced himself to Amcarry Gon
AmForget KryGpton and keep Dmgoing (G)
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AmTarGzan was Amking of the Gjungle and Flord over all the Capes (G)
AmBut Ghe could Amhardly Gstring together Ffour woCrds: " FI
TarCzan, you GJane"
FSomeCtimes when FSupe was Cstopping crimes
FI'll Cbet that he was Ftempted to just Cquit and turn his Amback on Gman
AmJoin TarGzan in the Dmforest (G)
FBut Che Fstayed in the Ccity and Fkept Cchanging clothes in Fdirty
old Cphonebooths
Til his Amwork was Gthrough and Amnothing to Gdo but go Dmon home (G)
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