G C A hurricane party is out of control G D I'm lyin' in the gutter eatin' Tootsie Rolls G C Red ant bites all over my ass G D G Beatin' on my buddies with a baseball bat Verse G C We had a little party, me and my friends G D A hurricane was comin' to New Orleans again G C Somebody brought scotch, somebody brought beer G D I should've kept the hooch and thrown 'em outta here G C A friendly game, a penny and hand G D Smoke a cigar, act like a man G C Waitin' for the Gale force winds to blow G D Shovel up the guards and let the liquor flow G C A hurricane party is out of control G D I'm lyin' in the gutter eatin' Tootsie Rolls G C Red ant bites all over my ass G D G Beatin' on my buddies with a baseball bat Verse G C Somebody's girlfriend showed up by surprise G D With cookies in her hands and dollar signs in her eyes G C I started dippin' them cookies in scotch G D She won all my money and my pocket watch G C Well I passed out, and I woke up G D The house was empty and so was my cup G C And out on the front porch, I heard 'em shout G D I wish they'd come in so I could throw 'em out G C A hurricane party is out of control G D I'm lyin' in the gutter eatin' Tootsie Rolls G C Red ant bites all over my ass G D G Beatin' on my buddies with a baseball bat Verse G C Everybody's wrestling out on the dirt G D I laughed so hard 'till my stomach hurt G C They saw me gleam?, they heard me laugh G D They started chargin' at me, and I grabbed the bat G C A hurricane party is out of control G D I'm lyin' in the gutter eatin' Tootsie Rolls G C Red ant bites all over my ass G D G Beatin' on my buddies with a baseball bat Outro G D G Beatin' on my buddies with a baseball bat G D G Beatin' on my buddies with a baseball bat G D G Beatin' on my buddies with a baseball bat