INTRO
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Verse 1
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What manner of creature stands behind this counter
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Man or machine is the big mystery
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with every transaction comes a sweet satisfaction
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as I cement my place in history.
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but it's just another sale (Come on and buy 'em love, you just can't get enough)
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to this comics-selling alpha male.
Chorus
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I could sell comics to a blind man
(a Wednesday warrior through and through)
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and you'll buy every single thing I tell you to.
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cos I sell comics baby.
(Come on and buy 'em love, you just can't get enough)
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I sell comics baby. Oooooooo.....
(Come on and buy 'em love, you can't get enough)
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Oooooooo.....Yeahhhhhhhh
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Verse 2
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My fingers dance over the cash register
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Don't look so surprised I'll leave your mouth agape
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and it's not because I make King Kong look like
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just another ape
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it's just another sale (Come on and buy 'em love, you just can't get enough)
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to this comics-selling alpha male.
Chorus
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I could sell comics to a blind man
(a Wednesday warrior through and through)
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and you'll buy every single thing I tell you to.
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cos I sell comics baby.
(Come on and buy 'em love, you just can't get enough)
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I sell comics baby. Oooooooo.....
(Come on and buy 'em love, you can't get enough)
SOLO
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TAPPING SOLO
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SOLO CONT.
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In WW two the allies kicked nazi ass
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and Hitler sobbed nein, nein, nein Just like my competition when they hang
that going out of business sign.
Chorus/End
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I could sell comics to a blind man
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and you'll buy every single thing I tell you to.
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cos I sell comics baby.
(Come on and buy 'em love, you just can't get enough)
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I sell comics baby. Oooooooo.....
(Come on and buy 'em love, you can't get enough)
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